Hey all you 'Zoids out there. We know, we know. You have not had your Daily Briefing and must be going into withdrawl. Well, we're back, though probably now just a few times a week.
The Nation's "First Uncle"
The President's uncle, Omar Obama, was arrested for drunk driving in Massachusetts. That was kind of inconvenient for him, since he's also an illegal alien.
Now, what is convenient for Uncle Omar is that the White House said earlier this month that they will be ignoring Congressionally mandated deportations and review them individually. It was noted that Uncle Omar said his first phone call was going to be to the Nephew-in-Chief. We can't decide which of all this is the worst part: driving drunk, the Executive Branch not doing the executing of the law it's sworn to do, favoritism among political connections, or our deciding that illegal aliens are not doing anything illegal.
Why's It Always The Chinese?
It's been discovered that the poop (sorry to use the technical term) of pandas could be the important ingredient to creating bio fuels. Those Chinese are lucky that they have the pandas. Smart investors will start breeding now. The person developing this says, “It’s probably the most pleasant fecal material to actually work with." We aren't sure how she knows that.
http://denver.cbslocal.com/2011/08/30/panda-poop-could-by-key-to-producing-biofuels/
Hypocrisy Is Almost Funny Among The Rich
Warren Buffett, the billionaire who agrees with the President that we could all pay more taxes, is in an embarrassing situation, poor guy. Our friends at NewsBusters find that his company already owes about $1 billion in unpaid taxes. Maybe the IRS should also take a look at Matt Damon, who also says we all could pay more taxes. Who knows how much he might owe? Also, as a personal note to all millionaire Hollywood celebrities in favor of paying more taxes: Go to IRS.gov and make a donation today. You don't even need to ask!
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